ALRIGHT. GUYS. I SIMPLY CANNOT EXPRESS THE DEPTH OF MY CRUSH ON LAURENCE FOX.

It is BAD.

But he's so deadpan and good-looking and wonderful and snarkily over-educated on Lewis, and then in real life he totally 'ships Lewis/Hathaway and posts absurdly inappropriate things about his co-star on Twitter and BEST OF ALL is married to Billie Piper and ( Read more... )

Um, guys, Robin Wright Penn is looking hot these days.


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So, I was just in London? And it was great? And I saw Catherine Tate and David Tennant in Much Ado and, though I had some quibbles with the lady's Beatrice, it was pretty great, especially David Tennant's delightful Scottish accent? And so was Butley, which was much, much gayer than the description had led me to believe? (Which was not at all gay ( Read more... )

THIS WEEK'S DOCTOR WHO WAS AMAZING.

( These are barely even spoilers, more like a list of how hot everyone is. )

Wow, for some reason my post-dinner glass of wine is making me feel so tipsy, so fast. Possibly it is being helped along by the naturally buoyant effects of It Happened One NightClaudette Colbert is so cute in this movie, and Clark Gable (a) is hot and (b) wins for most hilariously condescending lines to his love interest: "You're father didn't ( Read more... )

Sometimes when I watch movies, I like to imagine the characters replaced by other characters the actors have played and how the movie would be different.

As I watch The Shawshank Redemption for the first time, those two characters would be Nuke LaLoosh and God ( Read more... )

1) I, like, want to buy SAT prep cards for the girls on ANTM so badly. Chartreuse, okay, I'll give you that as a weird word. Magenta and aloof aren't. And I know all the other words are people's funny foreign names, but if you want to work in the fashion industry, how have you not heard of anyone? I haven't wanted to work in the fashion industry ( Read more... )

Man, I still have a crush on smart-ass thirteen-year-old Jodie Foster in Freaky Friday. I have a crush on too-skinny 18-year-old Jodie Foster in Foxes, I have a major crush on current day Jodie Foster, I will have a crush, probably, on Jodie Foster until the day I die ( Read more... )

Tonight was both a totally fun night out (Dali Bar had bad music for once, but then redeemed itself at the very last minute with the Kinks, the Clash, and the Eurythmics), and totally fucking ridonkulous ( Read more... )

It's possible that The Rachel Maddow Show has finally pushed me from the, "You're right, you're right, I know you're right" stage of my determination to give up Vodka Red Bulls into true acceptance of their awfulness, by (a) catching me when I was slightly hungover and (b) explaining why the FDA disapproves and why I have no recollection of how I ( Read more... )